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BILOXI, Mississippi — Frieda Johnson’s mother frantically dialed 911 last night after she discovered her daughter had used a large hunting knife to shear off her breasts. The medical report, authored by Dr. Jameel Mendoza, stated Johnson was heavily intoxicated with alcohol and the drug flakka, a synthetic amphetamine-like stimulant, and was in a “hysterical rage” as doctor’s treated her
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Derek Water’s and a group of friends entered a Compton, California neighborhood to buy drugs last month when his best friend, Jameel Mendoza, was shot and killed. “We was in Compton to buy some weed and a bit of crack and some meth and possibly some LSD and my friend
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PERRINE, Florida, With the growing popularity of both fat shaming and illegal backyard fights, one budding entrepreneur had the idea to combine the two to reel in some cash. But the business plan was derailed when police bought one of Lebron Brown’s tickets and then arrested Brown for organizing an
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We try to find crazy crimes in other states, really, but Florida just won’t stop outdoing everybody else.  37-year-old Yanilca Ortiz-Burgos really wanted her boyfriend to give her some drunken morning sex, but he refused and she took action and stabbed him in the belly. From the Daytona Beach News-Journal: An angry
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WNDU TV reports that LaPorte, Indiana police arrived at JJ’s Sideout Bar & Grill early Sunday morning after a man refused to leave the premises after not being able to produce identification. Police found Richard Mullins, 41, barefoot and holding his sandals on the sidewalk. Minutes before, bar staff had escorted Mullins outside
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