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On a small orchard in China a dog enters a cat’s territory and the cat isn’t having it….  the fight starts normal enough. The cat arching and puffing and the dog looking curiously, trying to size up the feline threat…. then everything goes completely CRAZY. 
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PASCO CO., Florida – Brian Desario, 30, shot and killed a 56-year-old friend of his mother’s for having sexual relations with his girlfriend, an imaginary girlfriend. Desario’s mother called police and, after their arrival, a shoot out with Desario erupted that closed one nearby Elementary school. Sheriff deputies eventually backed
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Normally we see housewives or fat dudes clutching their painful stomachs and then later smiling, often playing with children, after they took the advertised laxative with success… Example of normal: Now see the world of bizarro constipation advertisements: This equates feces to sewer rats being flushed out of bowels (the
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Fairfield, Idaho — Backcountry endurance runner, Kelly Broich, was running in the Idaho mountains when when he saw an odd-looking bird standing under a small bush. “At first, for the briefest of seconds, I thought is that a chicken?” Broich told Idaho Mountain News. “Then I realized it was a bird
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PACE, FLORIDA — Bobby Andreas Heck, 41, faces an array of charges including assault with a deadly weapon, resisting arrest and animal cruelty. According to the arrest report, Heck entered his family’s residence in the 4900 block of Forrest Creek Drive and accused his pet pig, Mr. Oinkers, of ‘trying to control his
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BERKELEY, California – Berkeley Antifa declared a call for escalation of violence against Trump supporters today with a statement released on Facebook. The group statement said, “Punching Trump fascists, disrupting pro-Trump speakers and marches has been effective, but we must do more. We call on all soldiers fighting against fascism
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Many of Donald J. Trump’s supporters want him to rule forever after he’s elected. Donald Trump forever??
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Confused meth head chews out a stuffed white teddy bear and then proceeds to beat it up. Somebody appears to be referencing a neighborhood in the video. Not sure what part of the country this “beating” went down in. Probably Florida. Or Oklahoma. Maybe Texas? Somebody just contacted us and
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Ahhh, Craiglist, you crazy, crazy bastard. You never cease to offer up total weirdness. I thought the man trying to find a woman to fart in his mouth was great. This advertisement may be better. Look Ma, no hands!!
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Well, heck, now it all makes sense. I guess the police should just drop the charges now that we know she wasn’t really to blame.
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